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You’re a doctor. You need an ad, and you need it now.

Unlike your marketing staff, you know marketing. You don't need training in communications, PR or design. You have instinct. Better yet, you have AppeaseMe. The only tool you need to create powerful, effective, healthcare marketing communications.

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Tip: Nothing says expertise like an x-ray. Of a skull.
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Tip: Male audience? Nerdy beats sexy.
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Tip: Women make all healthcare decisions. Use this guy.
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Tip: Poor pat sat scores? This photo says I’m a 5!
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Tip: Emphasize your hi-tech approach to care.
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Tip: If you must include your peers, even that &*%$ Dr. Thompson, always go with the arms crossed.
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Providing hi-touch, high tech care.

Tip: You can have your cake and eat it too.
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Offering unparalleled, award-winning expertise.

Tip: Nothing says unparalleled like an award.
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World-class care, close to home.

Tip: Stand out with this unique position.
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Our physicians are board-certified.

Tip: Because patients need to know.
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Our difference? Our people.

Tip: Who else can say this?
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We stand for quality.

Tip: When you really want to stand out in the crowd.
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We deliver the highest level of care, right in your backyard. Our award-winning physicians and state-of-the art technology bring world-class expertise to every single one of our patients. Whether it’s our first-class service, our groundbreaking electronic medical records or our caring staff, we are your home for care.

Tip: Focus on care
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Our award-winning physicians and state-of-the art technology bring world-class expertise to every single one of our patients. We deliver the highest level of care, right in your backyard. Whether it’s our first-class service, our groundbreaking electronic medical records or our caring staff, we are your home for care.

Tip: Focus on your accolades
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Whether it’s our first-class service, our groundbreaking electronic medical records or our caring staff, we are your home for care. Our award-winning physicians and state-of-the art technology bring world-class expertise to every single one of our patients. We deliver the highest level of care, right in your backyard.

Tip: Focus on service
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Using unparalleled scientific methodology, we’ve uncovered the most compelling, marketshare-increasing messages and visuals the healthcare industry has ever witnessed. This ad not only represents those findings, it represents your superior intellect and marketing prowess. Next, send this to your marketing representative so he/she can coordinate production. You’ve got better things to do.

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